MORROWIND ELITIST LORE POLICE
its not that hard to get a job
an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years  (via jessyphil)

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

moonsugarlips:

What actually happened, probably.

pikestaff:

sload:

mathieu-bellamont:

sload:

mathieu-bellamont:

sexual orientation- that vivec fellow

*/lady

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OH

COULD YOU

EXPLAIN

ive been trying to avoid spoilers bc i havent been bothered with getting into morrowind yet so im sorry f o r my ignorance o mg

Oh, I didn’t know you were serious! Okay, well first of all, get into Morrowind asap. It’s amazing, beyond words. I can’t believe I get to give someone their first run-down about Vivec, this is so exciting!

Vivec is one of three Dunmeri gods known as the Tribunal. They were originally Chimer folks who befriended Saint Nerevar, and helped to lead the Chimer through various wars with the Nords and the Dwemer, who claimed a lot of space in Veloth/Morrowind. I’m not gonna tell you all the deets about the Battle of Red Mountain, because that would make this post several pages longer, but suffice it to say that Nerevar and his bff Dumac Dwarf-King had a misunderstanding that was largely fueled by the workings of the Tribunal and Kagrenac, the Dwemeri Chief Tonal Architect, who planned to use the Heart of Lorkhan (major thing in Morrowind, I’ll let you learn about that independently too) to power the Brass Robot God Numidium. The Chimer and Dwemer went to war and the Dwemer randomly all completely poofed out of existence, which is still a big head-scratcher. Nerevar and Voryn Dagoth saw the Heart and Nerevar said “man this shit’s way outta my league, I’m gonna go ask the Tribunal”. He fetched the Tribunal, they came back to see that Voryn had been corrupted by the Heart, Vivec (temporarily) slew him, and the Tribunal, also possibly corrupted by the Heart, murdered Nerevar and harnessed the power of the Heart to turn themselves into gods. Azura said “WOW FUCK YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE NEREVAR FAN CLUB” and turned the Chimer into the Dunmer (she also had other reasons though.) Vivec said “aight fuck you bitch” and used his magical awesome god + CHIM powers to change history so that they didn’t actually kill Nerevar, a random Red Mountain eruption did, and so that rather than being the spawn of a gross sexually abusive father, he was sort of weirdly birthed via divine intervention (for more information, read the 36 Lessons of Vivec.) Oh, and to make himself half Chimer and half Dunmer, which is why you see that he’s split into gold and silver - he really plays up the intersex thing and representing “duality”. He presents as male for the Nerevarine, probably because he has major gay feels for Nerevar, and since we play Morrowind through the eyes of the Nerevarine, that’s why we mostly use masculine pronouns.

SO, tl;dr - Vehk the mortal was a genderfluid intersex person the first time around, and upon “becoming” Vivec, used awesome god powers to rewrite history and sometimes their genitals if they feel like it. 

^ great intro to Vivec lore reblogging for this

sload:

mathieu-bellamont:

sexual orientation- that vivec fellow

*/lady

Argonians wearing Pact armour is the funniest thing.

IT’S GONE FINALLY

MY CHAR HAS A CASE OF THE ALMALEXIA GLOWIES

the entire racial motifs series is divayth crying because someone doesnt want to fuck him.
IDK The lady in the Bosmer one seems pretty open to it