Old Sord's Blarg


i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

happy fuckin’ birthday to me.


I take it personally when someone insults morrowind

Looking through Gaige’s dialog on the bl wiki and:
"Nah. The boys at school thought I was too nerdy. But if Hammerlock ever switches sides… mmmm. I am going to lock that down. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Gaige’s life)"
For a 15 year old she certainly is wise, mmmm.

Ian McKinney - Octodad (Nobody Suspects a Thing)
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I don’t think you realize how perfect this is until you listen to it. Literally give this song at least five seconds of your time.



heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do


person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

Small children are just the worst.
Nana why did you invite this one around and then leave me with it?
It’s coughing all over all my things and can’t understand the concept of “the game won’t let you do that because you need real money and the internet”
and “This is why angry birds sucks”